The Fat-Tailed Sheep

Clear communication from the Central New Jersey authorities:

“I don’t want to tell people to stay home, especially if it’s not going to happen, but I think it’s going to happen and I think anybody that’s thinking about coming down for the day, they may want to rethink that,” he said. 

Dude who said this is “Wayne R. Rupert, Ocean County undersheriff and a deputy emergency management coordinator in the county”