The Fat-Tailed Sheep

That stork is creepily leggy and looks much too naked for a phallic goods spokescreature.

redesignrelated:

“The Vlasic line of pickles, sold by the Pinnacle Foods Group, is introducing a campaign this week with a redesigned version of its talkative stork character, which has spoken for the brand since 1974…” 

—For Vlasic, It’s a Stork of a Different Color | NYTimes.com